If you will, allow me a non-cooking post, as the last thing I cooked was a frozen lasagna (not as good as Mom’s) and Mac n’ Cheese.<\/p>\n
Last week during my fairly regular jaunt to the Chipotle that’s newly opened and about 50 ft\u00a0(and 72 pre-war stairs)\u00a0from my front door, I was surprised, shocked and disappointed to find several ingredients either missing or sorely amuck:<\/p>\n
1) Brown rice. I don’t eat Chipotle for the nutritional value (as the gay man who scoffed at me for adding cheese and<\/em> sour cream to my burrito can attest) so I have no particular interest in brown rice. It’s cruchy and weird. 2) Tomato-less corn pico de gallo. If you can even call it that without tomatoes.\u00a0 3) Vinegar-y salsa.\u00a0 Yesssss, I said vinegar.\u00a0<\/p>\n Family members, please tell me this: is this a bad Chelsea-marketing-to-the-homosexuals-among-us scheme?\u00a0 Is this a New York test market for new lower quality Chipotle ingredients?\u00a0 Do I need to write a letter?\u00a0 It the great burrito of the past gone with the wind?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It the great burrito of the past gone with the wind?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewilhelmscook.tempotech.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewilhelmscook.tempotech.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewilhelmscook.tempotech.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewilhelmscook.tempotech.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewilhelmscook.tempotech.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/thewilhelmscook.tempotech.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35,"href":"http:\/\/thewilhelmscook.tempotech.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/35"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewilhelmscook.tempotech.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewilhelmscook.tempotech.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewilhelmscook.tempotech.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}